Cigarettes cause cancer! No shit. Mobile Phones cause cancer! No shit.

So, they have finally figured out they had better start warning everyone about the risks of electromagnetic radiation. The timing couldn’t come any better – the industry is so fully embedded into society now that is way too late to ‘pull out’. Just like cigarettes, ‘they’ get the population to adapt their lifestyles to not only facilitate the product, ‘they’ wait until society has properly curled its evolutionary fingers around tight enough to form a strong, golf-like grip lock onto it making it neigh impossible to relinquish. I personally haven’t used a mobile phone for 4 years. Yay me I guess, too bad I’m a heavy smoker otherwise I could actually boast of a hugely proportional health factor over the standard person. If I had a fitness routine I would probably have a job opening as the governor of California’s bullet man, you know the guy that assassins shoot at thinking they are gonna get the real target.

That just sentence just got this blog a few extra hits from the MIC =) Hey guys!

The ‘report’ isn’t officially out yet, but if you aren’t simply a head in a box on a shelf you know that 2+2=4 and electromagnetic radiation fucks with your DNA. Thats right, when our bodies generate new cells it gets this cellular data from our DNA. If our DNA is rooted – our cells are rooted. What has me ticked however, is not just the fact that we got suckered into a Tobacco Industry2.0 it’s that there is umpteen million cellular transmission towers everywhere. We now depend on wireless internet and have those devices to worry about aswell.

Lets just say this ‘report’ actually makes it’s way to public arena. What then? Do we start banning advertising of mobile phones? Do we get to sue phone manufacturers for any tumors we might develop down the track? Whats the next step? I can’t see any of that happening. I cant even see the report getting released to the public.

Dr Charlie Teo

Dr Charlie Teo

“Even though the jury’s not in, just to err on the side of safety I would try and limit the amount of electromagnetic radiation that you’re exposed to,” Dr Charlie Teo said. Doesn’t it suck having your balls firmly gripped between the vices of any professional industry. This is a man that cuts tumors out of peoples brains every single day. He knows for a fact that mobile phones boil your cells and cause cancer but he cant officially tell you, since the ‘report’ isn’t out yet. NaturalNews back in 2008 wrote about how mobile phones increase the chance that you will develop cancer of the salivary glands, your mouth area if you are anatomically ignorant, by as much as 50%! Thats a pretty huge increase, almost big enough that you could compare those chances to winning on a ♣black or ♥red gamble at the pokies.

Its makes me sick to my stomach when I see children using mobile phones. It makes me sick to my stomach when I see women, obviously pregnant pouring their hearts and souls into the Cancer Brick®. Indeed it will be a sad day when the ‘report’ is released, a violent ‘I told you so’ pointed and aimed at someone like Crazy John would be in order – the new Camel like figurehead of the industry – and probably just be muted by the thick wadding of billions of dollars wrapped around his ears.

I look forward to reading this ‘report’.